Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Why you shouldn't be ashamed to wear wigs!

You know what I don't understand? How there's some women who are insecure about how they (obviously omg) wear wigs. Like, it's not a big deal, especially if you don't make it into a big deal. I've been wearing wigs for the past few months cos my real hair has been sucky, but you know what? They look freaking awesome! Like, I can have whatever hair I feel like. 
Do I wanna be a strawberry milkshake? 
Wear a pink wig! 

Do I wanna be a glittering old Hollywood starlet? 
Wear that one wig that has jewels all over it!

 Wanna be my normal self?
 Wear that other one!

 Wigs can be what really pull a look together, and I don't understand what's so "taboo" about them. Like, yeah, don't rip my wig off, but like wouldn't that make the other person look like a complete asshole for trying to pull your hair of which they may have thought was real in the first place? And if the wig gets snatched off your head, you double as a comedian cos I'm sure you'd make someone laugh. Also, so what if it looks fake? Just make sure it looks GOOD. You don't want a hair hat that's in shambles atop your head. Then you're just going to make someone want to rip that shit off.
So wear wigs if you want. Shamelessly. It's not like you're performing some kind of unforgivable act that makes you a bad person. Wigs are harmless! Wigs are fun! Go for it! Life is short!
And if you're a guy who's balding, and you really want to wear a toupee, but don't want to take after a certain "political", "Christian" businessman, don't fret! I mean John Travolta wears toupees. John Travolta is fucking AWESOME. I mean, look at his dance moves, and listen to his singing voice! Who gives a fuck if such a talented man who deserves all the oscars in the world wears wigs. We all got to one times or another!
So slap that hair on your head and call it a day cos you deserve to feel totes glam. Don't care what others say. Wigs. Are. Totes. Amaze.

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